After 41 years of marriage, a woman recently lost her husband. She had
him cremated and after the service, brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the living room
coffee table.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes.
"You know that fur coat you promised to buy me Irving, but never did?"
After a slight pause, she answered by saying, "I bought it with the
insurance money!"
She then said,"Irving, remember that new car you promised me but never
bought me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the
insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember That
blow job I promised you?
Heerrrrre it comes..."
him cremated and after the service, brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the living room
coffee table.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes.
"You know that fur coat you promised to buy me Irving, but never did?"
After a slight pause, she answered by saying, "I bought it with the
insurance money!"
She then said,"Irving, remember that new car you promised me but never
bought me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the
insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember That
blow job I promised you?
Heerrrrre it comes..."