Ways You Know You Are At A Hispanic Wedding

> >NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY MAPS.

> >AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.

> >NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE
RECEPTION.

> >THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE
RING-BEARER.

> >THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW GRINGOS
HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!

> >EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.

> >ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.

> >OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.

> >EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU
WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.

> >THE MEN DRESS IN ZOOT SUITS...AND THE BRIDE DRESSED
IN PINK.

> >THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.

> >PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.

> >PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME.

> >ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE
TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".

> >THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.

> >THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDESMAIDS.

> >THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND NOT THE
BAKERY.

> >THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.

> >YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

> >THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE.

> >BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT

I was at a wedding and the bride and groom were two hours late.

I thought they might have had a change of heart...lol

I thought of what you wrote above Criss and was lmao

yup yup yup...we were at a hispanic wedding