> >NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY MAPS.
> >AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.
> >NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE
RECEPTION.
> >THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE
RING-BEARER.
> >THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW GRINGOS
HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!
> >EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.
> >ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.
> >OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.
> >EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU
WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.
> >THE MEN DRESS IN ZOOT SUITS...AND THE BRIDE DRESSED
IN PINK.
> >THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.
> >PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.
> >PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME.
> >ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE
TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".
> >THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.
> >THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDESMAIDS.
> >THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND NOT THE
BAKERY.
> >THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.
> >YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
> >THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE.
> >BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT
> >AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.
> >NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE
RECEPTION.
> >THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE
RING-BEARER.
> >THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW GRINGOS
HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!
> >EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.
> >ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.
> >OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.
> >EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU
WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.
> >THE MEN DRESS IN ZOOT SUITS...AND THE BRIDE DRESSED
IN PINK.
> >THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.
> >PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.
> >PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME.
> >ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE
TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".
> >THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.
> >THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDESMAIDS.
> >THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND NOT THE
BAKERY.
> >THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.
> >YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
> >THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE.
> >BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT