Three recently deceased married men are in front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says to them " All
three of you will be asked a question. Upon answering
the question we will determine how you ride into
heaven. Remember before you answer that we know
everything and in this day and age there is nothing we
can't find out about you."
First man comes up and Peter says, "I will ask you your
question and remember there is nothing we will not find
out so answer truthfully. Have you ever cheated on your
wife?"
The man replies " In all my years of marriage I've
remained faithful and NEVER cheated on my wife."
Peter replies " Since we know all and this is true you
can ride through the gates in your brand new Ferrari."
Peter addresses the second man with the same question
to which he answers "Yes I have but only twice in my
many years of marriage." Sure enough it turned out to
be true and the man was let in driving a brand new
Cadillac.
Peter addresses the 3rd man to which he replies " I've
cheated on my wife since day 1." At this Peter replies"
Well since that was your only sin in life you will get
an old busted down Buick, and will be allowed into
Heaven."
After a couple of days or riding around the 3rd man in
his Buick sees the 1st man in his Ferrari all saddened.
So he approached him and asked," Hey man what's wrong,
you're in heaven with your brand new Ferrari and all
what's up?"
The 1st man answers, " I just saw my wife." "Uh huh
replies the other man. "She was wearing roller
blades.".....
Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says to them " All
three of you will be asked a question. Upon answering
the question we will determine how you ride into
heaven. Remember before you answer that we know
everything and in this day and age there is nothing we
can't find out about you."
First man comes up and Peter says, "I will ask you your
question and remember there is nothing we will not find
out so answer truthfully. Have you ever cheated on your
wife?"
The man replies " In all my years of marriage I've
remained faithful and NEVER cheated on my wife."
Peter replies " Since we know all and this is true you
can ride through the gates in your brand new Ferrari."
Peter addresses the second man with the same question
to which he answers "Yes I have but only twice in my
many years of marriage." Sure enough it turned out to
be true and the man was let in driving a brand new
Cadillac.
Peter addresses the 3rd man to which he replies " I've
cheated on my wife since day 1." At this Peter replies"
Well since that was your only sin in life you will get
an old busted down Buick, and will be allowed into
Heaven."
After a couple of days or riding around the 3rd man in
his Buick sees the 1st man in his Ferrari all saddened.
So he approached him and asked," Hey man what's wrong,
you're in heaven with your brand new Ferrari and all
what's up?"
The 1st man answers, " I just saw my wife." "Uh huh
replies the other man. "She was wearing roller
blades.".....