Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they
leave they take your house and your car.
Q. Why are hurricanes named after men?
A. Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you
look into their eyes there's nothing there.
XR's Note: They are however called HURricanes and not HISicanes...
Q. Whats the difference between hurricane Bonnie and hurricane Monica?
A. hurricane Monica blew a crooked path
A. hurricane Bonnie induced only one surge (vs 18)
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hang on to your nuts - this isn't going to be a regular blow job!
Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, A hurricane and a divorced wife. The Answer? Nothing, They all get the house.
What do anabolic steroids and Hurricane Gilbert have in common?
They both make Jamaicans run like hell.
I understand that after hurricane Andrew in Dade county, there was a run on flat house paint.
Tom (aka XR)
A. Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they
leave they take your house and your car.
Q. Why are hurricanes named after men?
A. Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you
look into their eyes there's nothing there.
XR's Note: They are however called HURricanes and not HISicanes...
Q. Whats the difference between hurricane Bonnie and hurricane Monica?
A. hurricane Monica blew a crooked path
A. hurricane Bonnie induced only one surge (vs 18)
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hang on to your nuts - this isn't going to be a regular blow job!
Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, A hurricane and a divorced wife. The Answer? Nothing, They all get the house.
What do anabolic steroids and Hurricane Gilbert have in common?
They both make Jamaicans run like hell.
I understand that after hurricane Andrew in Dade county, there was a run on flat house paint.
Tom (aka XR)