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Un TIGERE lleva a casa a su novia, se meten en la
habitaci?n e inmediatamente el le sugiere hacer un 69.

- "?Que diablo es eso?"- le pregunta la inocente novia.

El chico, al darse cuenta de la inexperiencia de la
muchacha, le responde:

- "Yo pongo mi cabeza entre tu pierna y tu pone la
tuya entre las m?a".

Sin entender nada de lo que ha dicho, la novia acepta.

En el preciso instante en que est?n en posici?n, al
chico se le escapa un peo ma jediendo que el diablo. La novia, tosiendo y arrastr?ndose como puede, se echa a un lado de la
cama.

El tigere, AVERGONZADO, le dice que lo disculpe, que no
va a volver a suceder.

Nuevamente, toman la posici?n de ataque y, cuando van a
comenzar, al tigere se le escapa otro tremendo peo. La
novia se levanta, mareada y chiva, y comienza a
vestirse.

- "?Que te pasa?, ?Por que te va?"- pregunta >el
novio. Y ella le contesta:

- "Si tu cree que me voy a tragar los otros 67 peo, te equivocate buen pendejo"
 
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Chopical

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A TIGERE takes to house his fiance, they get in
habitaci and immediately he suggests him to do 69.

"What devil is it? " the innocent fiance asks him.

The boy, on having realized the inexperience of
girl, he answers him:

" I put my head between your leg and you it puts
yours between the m ".

Without understanding anything of what he has said, the fiance agrees.

In the precise moment in that est in posici, to
boy escapes from him a peo ma jediendo that the devil. The fiance, coughing and arrastrdose as it can, begins aside of
bed.

The tigere, SHAMED, says to him that he should forgive it, that not
it is going to happen again.

Again, they take the posici of attack and, when they go to
to begin, another tremendous peo escapes from the tigere.
fiance gets up, annoyed and annoys, and begins to
to dress.

"What happens to you?? Why does it you go? " - he asks his
fiance and she answers him:

"If you he believes that I go away to swallow others 67 people, you be wrong good pendejo "

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Indie

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cmedina07: That was really funny! Thank you!

Chopical: Please stop translating these jokes. Please. No, no, really, you should stop. Please stop. Please. Thank you!

-Indie
 

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Indie said:
cmedina07: That was really funny! Thank you!

Chopical: Please stop translating these jokes. Please. No, no, really, you should stop. Please stop. Please. Thank you!

-Indie


I'm just trying to be considerate of the english speaking posters.
 

Indie

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That's very nice of you Chopical, but you're not doing these jokes any justice. Are you using some automated translator type of thingy? Babel-something-or-other? Those don't work--stay away from them.

You seem to be very fluent in English. Are you fluent in Spanish as well? Well, then, go for it....get to it....word for word. You can do it! And thanks again for being so considerate of others.

-Indie

(BTW, you just reminded me of an old, silly joke I heard when I was a kid about some Dominican guy named "Gao" who knocked on someone's door, and when they asked him who it was, he said, "Toca Gao". So when they asked him in Dominican "English", "Who's touching?", he said, "Touching Gao"! Get it? Heeee heeeee heeeee, I'm so silly.....)
 
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