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>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
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>After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
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>Their life together was, of course, perfect.
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>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their
>perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed
>someone at the side of the road in distress.
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>Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus
>with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on
>the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into
>their vehicle.
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>Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
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>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
>couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
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>Only one of them survived the accident.
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>Who was the survivor ?
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>(Scroll down for the answer.)
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>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
>the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
>such thing as a perfect man.
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> ****Women: Stop reading here, that is the end of the joke for you.
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> ****Men:
>Keep scrolling
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>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
>must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident in
>the first place.
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>By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates
>another point:
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> Women never listen either. You were told to stop scrolling.