The Criss Colon Song!

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Because Crisco has been recieving so much flack from several of the posters on here lately, I decided to compose the following song in tribute to him to show my appreciation for the great moderating job he does.

"THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO" (MUST be sung to the tune of the Copa Cabana)

His name is Crisco..
He did the Mambo..
He did it horizontally, ejaculation never pre..
And when he finished..
He tipped the chica..
"A little something for you hun, to help you with your college fund"
Then he let out a sigh..
"Pussy is fun to buy"..
He's been mejoranda la raza humana, BOSTON, DR..AND...THAI!..
He did the Ma-Ham-bo...
Cha-Cha-Cha...

- Larry Manilow
 
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Very creative Larry! But is your tribute to CC for his moderating skills or his (self professed) sexual ones???
 

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Dominican Babe said:
Very creative Larry! But is your tribute to CC for his moderating skills or his (self professed) sexual ones???

An all-around tribute DB and thanks for the compliment. :)

Larry Manilow
 

AnnaC

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That's funny Larry. Now I'd love to hear you singing it while doing the mambo. The stand up version that is.
 

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I'd liked it! I liked it!

But, Larry Manilow? :confused:

I'll just pretend I didn't read that part ...
 

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Re: I'd liked it! I liked it!

XanaduRanch said:
But, Larry Manilow? :confused:

I'll just pretend I didn't read that part ...

Supposed to be funny. Barry Manilow wrote the Copa Cabana--My name is Larry---Larry Manilow--- Oh never mind. Maybe Ill write a song for Goatfarmer next. Now theres an idea....

Larry
 

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A Song for a GoatFarmer in Georgia?

Oh oh! Now the fits gonna hit the shan!

I got the joke Larry. Very creative. But now you are responsible for having stupid Barry Manilow in my head all day. That's worse than my mental picture of AZB in his SuperBoy briefs, or CC jumping out of bed buck naked with a shotgun in his hand to scare off the intuders. BTW it was not the gun that scared them off. Well, not that gun, anyway.
 

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Larry...

Save your weak brain waves on my song...I would rather hear my roosters cockadoodle dooing all day than any thing you or Barry Manilow have to sing..The thought of Barry Manilow makes me cringe..and then you..Too much for one day..But I will give you an A for effort on the CC song..you do at least TRY to be cute.. LOL :) PAM

Hey Tom..:)
 

Larry

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Robert said:
I wonder about some people at times...

Thanks Robert. Aren't you lucky to have me to liven things up around here?Just imaging sitting in front of your Mac for 16 hours per day like you do without interesting threads like this one to read. Larry
 

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Larry (ILoveDR) said:
Just imaging sitting in front of your Mac for 16 hours per day like you do without interesting threads like this one to read. Larry

Hahaha, shows how much you know.

Personaly I prefer the threads that are real, educate and inform...
 

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Originally posted by Robert [/i

Personaly I prefer the threads that are real, educate and inform... [/B]


I have not seen many like you describe here in the clown bin lately.
Larry
 
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goatfarmnga

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Wow Larry..

This time you have a point...This is the CLown Bin..:) Where else would someone put a "Larry Manilow" song..LOL :) PAM
 

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Larry (ILoveDR) said:
Because Crisco has been recieving so much flack from several of the posters on here lately, I decided to compose the following song in tribute to him to show my appreciation for the great moderating job he does.

"THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO" (MUST be sung to the tune of the Copa Cabana)

His name is Crisco..
He did the Mambo..
He did it horizontally, ejaculation never pre..
And when he finished..
He tipped the chica..
"A little something for you hun, to help you with your college fund"
Then he let out a sigh..
"Pussy is fun to buy"..
He's been mejoranda la raza humana, BOSTON, DR..AND...THAI!..
He did the Ma-Ham-bo...
Cha-Cha-Cha...

- Larry Manilow
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Could you write me a song? Not like that though, like a nice one.