13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
--- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.
14. What is the new gay Internet address?
---c: enter
15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
---They're right! We do taste like chicken!
16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
---The balls are just for decoration.
17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!
18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
---They have no balls to scratch
19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.
20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
---About three inches.
21. How do you make a hormone?
---Don't pay her.
22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
---A Megasorass.
23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
---One..Men will screw anything.
24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
---They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to
play with.
25. What is the mating call of a blonde?
--- "I'm sooooo drunk!"
--- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.
14. What is the new gay Internet address?
---c: enter
15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
---They're right! We do taste like chicken!
16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
---The balls are just for decoration.
17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!
18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
---They have no balls to scratch
19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.
20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
---About three inches.
21. How do you make a hormone?
---Don't pay her.
22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
---A Megasorass.
23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
---One..Men will screw anything.
24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
---They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to
play with.
25. What is the mating call of a blonde?
--- "I'm sooooo drunk!"