An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
>>last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>>
>>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
>>latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
with
>>diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
>>
>>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed
>>sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>>
>>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
>>Hestarted yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
get
>>the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled
>>pile at his feet.
>>
>>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
>>sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who
had
>>watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is
going on
>>here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
>>shit out of a ghost."
>>last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>>
>>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
>>latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
with
>>diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
>>
>>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed
>>sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>>
>>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
>>Hestarted yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
get
>>the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled
>>pile at his feet.
>>
>>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
>>sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who
had
>>watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is
going on
>>here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
>>shit out of a ghost."
