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Dolores1

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The Presidents and the Devil

Hip?lito, Bill Clinton and Vicente Fox meet in Hell.
Clinton finds out there is a phone in Hell and asks the Devil if he could make a call to the USA to find how how things were in his country after he left. The Devil allows him to make one call and Clinton makes a two minute call. When he finishes the call the Devil tells him the cost of the call was US$20,000 and as a good American, Clinton paid using his credit card.
When Fox finds out about the facility of making the call, he too wants to call Mexico and does so for five minutes. When he finishes, the Devil passes him a bill for 500,000 Mexican pesos. Then Fox pays him a check for the amount.
Hip?lito, who is NO FOOL, also got the urge to call and did so to Santo Domingo to find out how the country was doing and talked for three hours. When he hung up, the Devil told him it was three Dominican pesos. Hip?lito was astonished, because he knew the cost of the calls of the other two and so he asked why it was so cheap to call from Santo Domingo. And the devil answered: ?From Hell to Hell, the call is local.?
 

bochinche

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little hipolito asked his dad, "do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time'....?"
hm replied, "no. some begin with 'after i'm re-elected'...."
 

Dolores1

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Heard on the Alfredo Freites talk show this morning:

President Mej?a is told: "It's tough out there on the streets."
His reply: "Use the sidewalks!"
 

MrMike

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Dolores said:
Heard on the Alfredo Freites talk show this morning:

President Mej?a is told: "It's tough out there on the streets."
His reply: "Use the sidewalks!"

I recall a similar remark: "let them eat cake". Maybe we'll get a chance to see just how similar the Dominican system of justice is to the French system from which it is derived.
 

Chirimoya

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Let's adapt some old chestnuts:


Q - what is the difference between a Dominican voter and a supermarket shopping trolley (cart)?

A - the trolley has a mind of its own



DON'T VOTE, IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THEM!!!





Chiri