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Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Bill Clintonsays, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.
 
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Good joke with a real point!

Right on for Bill Clinton! Americans made much the same move Dominicans made in 2000; after making the generational leap from Balaguer to Leonel in the DR in 1996, Dominicans made a huge mistake and went for Hippo in 2000. He has done more damage than any other president before. Americans made the election close and George's baby brother helped him steal it and thus losing a lot of ground gained under Clinton. Good joke with a real point!
 
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frank alvarez said:
Right on for Bill Clinton! Americans made much the same move Dominicans made in 2000; after making the generational leap from Balaguer to Leonel in the DR in 1996, Dominicans made a huge mistake and went for Hippo in 2000. He has done more damage than any other president before. Americans made the election close and George's baby brother helped him steal it and thus losing a lot of ground gained under Clinton. Good joke with a real point!
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This isn't the place to debate this. But how ignorant can one person be?
 
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Bill Clinton

stewart said:
This isn't the place to debate this. But how ignorant can one person be?
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Monica Lewinsky was being interviewed and she was asked how her new boyfriend compared with Bill Clinton and she said "Close but no cigar"
 
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During a recent interview, Clinton was asked :why Monica Lewinski?

He replied, "She out weighed me and wouldn't let me up"






When asked, "How about Paula Jones?'










Sheepishly, "I lost a bet"
 
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stewart said:
This isn't the place to debate this. But how ignorant can one person be?
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Are you asking the question against Frank or George W. ?????? the latter is likely to get a much higher % point than Frank I suspect!!
 
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Wales said:
Monica Lewinsky was being interviewed and she was asked how her new boyfriend compared with Bill Clinton and she said "Close but no cigar"
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Imagine having a videotape of Monica slobbering Bubbas tool??? You could make your fortune with that video.

Larry
 
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OK, you Liberals

Since you can bash my man Dubya...

"OPENING DAY" ITINERARY - 2004 DEMOCRATIC PARTY NATIONAL CONVENTION:
Place a 'check mark' in each box {} delineating your special interest and tape the list to your TV set as a viewing reminder !
 6:00pm- Opening - flag burning ceremony.
 6:05pm- Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
 6:10pm- Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
 6:30pm- Antiwar concert by Barbara Streisand.
 6:45pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 7:00pm- Tribute to France.
 7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
 7:30pm- Tribute to Germany.
 7:45pm- Antiwar rally moderated by Michael Moore.
 8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop.
 9:00pm- GAY marriage ceremony for male & female same-sex delegate partners.
 9:30pm- CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN 'News Anchor Coalition' urging Election defeat of President Bush.
 10:00pm- Posting of the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
 10:10pm- Reenactment of John F. Kerry's fake medal toss.
 10:15pm - Short "PAID" commercial break for Bill & Hillary autographed book promotion.
 10:20pm - Howard Dean's Solo Rendition of his Hit Song - "Yeeeeaaarrrrrrrg ! "
 10:30pm- Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
 10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 10:50pm- A Special Thank-You Presentation to the New York Times & Washington Post.
 11:00pm- 2nd Multiple Gay & Lesbian Marriage Ceremony for threesomes and other kinky groups.
 11:15PM- Workshop -- How To Maximize Welfare.
 11:30pm- Pep rally -- Saddam Hussein Legal Defense Fund.
 11:50PM- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 12:00pm- Pre-Nomination Accolades for John F. Kerry, designated Presidential Nominee.
 1:00am - Accolades for numerous, obscure, born-loser Vice-Presidential 'short-list' candidates.
 2:00am - Rest, Recovery, and Sobering-Up Recess.
 5:00am - Ted Kennedy Special - early AM swimming & diving instructions - Convention Center Pool.
 
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That was great

AtlantaBob said:
Since you can bash my man Dubya...

"OPENING DAY" ITINERARY - 2004 DEMOCRATIC PARTY NATIONAL CONVENTION:
Place a 'check mark' in each box {} delineating your special interest and tape the list to your TV set as a viewing reminder !
 6:00pm- Opening - flag burning ceremony.
 6:05pm- Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
 6:10pm- Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
 6:30pm- Antiwar concert by Barbara Streisand.
 6:45pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 7:00pm- Tribute to France.
 7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
 7:30pm- Tribute to Germany.
 7:45pm- Antiwar rally moderated by Michael Moore.
 8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop.
 9:00pm- GAY marriage ceremony for male & female same-sex delegate partners.
 9:30pm- CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN 'News Anchor Coalition' urging Election defeat of President Bush.
 10:00pm- Posting of the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
 10:10pm- Reenactment of John F. Kerry's fake medal toss.
 10:15pm - Short "PAID" commercial break for Bill & Hillary autographed book promotion.
 10:20pm - Howard Dean's Solo Rendition of his Hit Song - "Yeeeeaaarrrrrrrg ! "
 10:30pm- Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
 10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 10:50pm- A Special Thank-You Presentation to the New York Times & Washington Post.
 11:00pm- 2nd Multiple Gay & Lesbian Marriage Ceremony for threesomes and other kinky groups.
 11:15PM- Workshop -- How To Maximize Welfare.
 11:30pm- Pep rally -- Saddam Hussein Legal Defense Fund.
 11:50PM- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 12:00pm- Pre-Nomination Accolades for John F. Kerry, designated Presidential Nominee.
 1:00am - Accolades for numerous, obscure, born-loser Vice-Presidential 'short-list' candidates.
 2:00am - Rest, Recovery, and Sobering-Up Recess.
 5:00am - Ted Kennedy Special - early AM swimming & diving instructions - Convention Center Pool.
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And to think, I had started to lose hope in humanity. This made it all better.
 
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All that freedom

AtlantaBob said:
Since you can bash my man Dubya...

"OPENING DAY" ITINERARY - 2004 DEMOCRATIC PARTY NATIONAL CONVENTION:
Place a 'check mark' in each box {} delineating your special interest and tape the list to your TV set as a viewing reminder !
 6:00pm- Opening - flag burning ceremony.
 6:05pm- Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
 6:10pm- Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
 6:30pm- Antiwar concert by Barbara Streisand.
 6:45pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 7:00pm- Tribute to France.
 7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
 7:30pm- Tribute to Germany.
 7:45pm- Antiwar rally moderated by Michael Moore.
 8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop.
 9:00pm- GAY marriage ceremony for male & female same-sex delegate partners.
 9:30pm- CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN 'News Anchor Coalition' urging Election defeat of President Bush.
 10:00pm- Posting of the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
 10:10pm- Reenactment of John F. Kerry's fake medal toss.
 10:15pm - Short "PAID" commercial break for Bill & Hillary autographed book promotion.
 10:20pm - Howard Dean's Solo Rendition of his Hit Song - "Yeeeeaaarrrrrrrg ! "
 10:30pm- Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
 10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 10:50pm- A Special Thank-You Presentation to the New York Times & Washington Post.
 11:00pm- 2nd Multiple Gay & Lesbian Marriage Ceremony for threesomes and other kinky groups.
 11:15PM- Workshop -- How To Maximize Welfare.
 11:30pm- Pep rally -- Saddam Hussein Legal Defense Fund.
 11:50PM- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 12:00pm- Pre-Nomination Accolades for John F. Kerry, designated Presidential Nominee.
 1:00am - Accolades for numerous, obscure, born-loser Vice-Presidential 'short-list' candidates.
 2:00am - Rest, Recovery, and Sobering-Up Recess.
 5:00am - Ted Kennedy Special - early AM swimming & diving instructions - Convention Center Pool.
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With all the free speech and expression, it has to be the DNC and not RNC :)
 
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Free speech

KrackedKris said:
With all the free speech and expression, it has to be the DNC and not RNC :)
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DNC is all about free speech.
As long as it's pro-abortion, pro gay marriage ant anti gun. Everyone else is evil and mean and should be silenced.
 
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I wish we could debate US politics on DR1!

But then it would be "US1"!
Sooooooooooooooooo,I must close this "outbreak" of freedom of expression! :cry:
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