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    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
    loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door
    where a drunken stranger, standing in
    the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
    morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?"
    asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy
    asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not,! it is three in the morning and it is pouring
    out!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his
    wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
    down and those two guys helped us. I think you should help him,
    and should be ashamed of your self!"

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
    pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
    there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do
    you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!"
    comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    "Over here on the swing!! " replies the
    drunk

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    LOL!! That was really funny. I'm gonna go take a dip in my pool now. (Anybody wanna push me?)

    Have a nice weekend everyone!

    -Indie

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