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Escott

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A blonde's car breaks down on the 401 one day. So she eases it over onto
the
shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk.
Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the
vehicle
where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats
and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway
occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.
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> > > >>>"Those are my emergency flashers!"
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jerryme

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Whats a blondes favorite nursery ryhme?

Humpme dumpe

Whats ablondes idea of safe sex?

Locking the car door

Why did the blonde smile as she walked up the marriage aisle?

She realized she gave her last blow job

What the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board

Why do blondes have big belly buttons?

From dating blonde men
 

DRInMySoul

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jerryme said:
Whats a blondes favorite nursery ryhme?

Humpme dumpe

Whats ablondes idea of safe sex?

Locking the car door

Why did the blonde smile as she walked up the marriage aisle?

She realized she gave her last blow job

What the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board

Why do blondes have big belly buttons?

From dating blonde men

jajaja!!! sorry to all the blondes....but that was funny