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    God Loves Blondes

    A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and
    she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she
    decides to
    ask God for help. She begins to pray...God, please help me. I've lost
    my
    business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
    well.
    Please let me win the lotto."

    Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

    She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
    business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

    Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

    Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost
    my
    business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
    ask
    you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE
    just
    let
    me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and the
    blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

    "Sweetheart, work with Me on this........... Buy a ticket!!"

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    He he, thats a good one!!!

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