God loves Blondes

Escott

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Jan 14, 2002
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God Loves Blondes

A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she
decides to
ask God for help. She begins to pray...God, please help me. I've lost
my
business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
well.
Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost
my
business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
ask
you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE
just
let
me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and the
blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this........... Buy a ticket!!"