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    A Dominican lady was walking along the beach of Boca Chica when she
    stumbled upon an old Presidente Cerveza bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, andco˝ˇ, a genie appeared. She talked with him for a while, then the genie told her that he would grant her One Weesh. She said to the genie "I heard from Mi Comadre Juana that I coo get tree weeshes if I ever found a Genie". The genie said "Oh no, sorry vieja, Three -weesh genies are a story-tale myth.
    I'm a One Weesh Genie, Uno nada mas! So ........ que quiere?? The lady
    didn't hesitate.

    She said (with an accent), " I want peace in the Middle East. See this map?
    I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the
    Arabs to love Jews and Americanos. It will bring world peace and harmony".

    The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, No jodas!! Be Reasonable vieja!
    These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
    after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I AM GOOD, BUT NOT THAT
    GOOD!!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make another weesh and please
    be reasonable this time."

    The lady thought for a minute and said, " Well, I've never been able to find
    the right man. I want a Dominican boyfriend....... You know, one that
    DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice, fun , one who likes to salsa and helps with
    cleaning La casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi mama,
    and is faithful, and doesn't throw bofetas at me. That's what I weesh
    for..... a good Dominican man." The genie let out a long sigh, shook
    his cabeza and said, "No jodas Vieja! Let me see that freakin' map again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by deelt
    A Dominican lady was walking along the beach of Boca Chica when she
    stumbled upon an old Presidente Cerveza bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, andco˝ˇ, a genie appeared. She talked with him for a while, then the genie told her that he would grant her One Weesh. She said to the genie "I heard from Mi Comadre Juana that I coo get tree weeshes if I ever found a Genie". The genie said "Oh no, sorry vieja, Three -weesh genies are a story-tale myth.
    I'm a One Weesh Genie, Uno nada mas! So ........ que quiere?? The lady
    didn't hesitate.

    She said (with an accent), " I want peace in the Middle East. See this map?
    I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the
    Arabs to love Jews and Americanos. It will bring world peace and harmony".

    The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, No jodas!! Be Reasonable vieja!
    These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
    after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I AM GOOD, BUT NOT THAT
    GOOD!!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make another weesh and please
    be reasonable this time."

    The lady thought for a minute and said, " Well, I've never been able to find
    the right man. I want a Dominican boyfriend....... You know, one that
    DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice, fun , one who likes to salsa and helps with
    cleaning La casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi mama,
    and is faithful, and doesn't throw bofetas at me. That's what I weesh
    for..... a good Dominican man." The genie let out a long sigh, shook
    his cabeza and said, "No jodas Vieja! Let me see that freakin' map again!
    haha, funny. But the genie was in the bottle for 500 years. They didn't have Presidente 500 years ago ! hahah

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