Closing time at the local bar and the tipsy patrons start filing out toward the parking lot.
Across the lot a police officer watches for an easy DUI arrest. One of the last customers to leave staggers thru the door, falls down the steps and starts crawling across the parking lot.
The officer watches as he slowly crawls to a pickup truck and tries to fit his key in the door while still sitting on the ground. The parking lot has cleared out by this time and he is the last patron left.
He finally stands up, unlocks the door, cranks the truck and drives out the lot.
The police officer immediately turns on his blue lights and pulls the man over. How much have you had to drink tonight asks the officer? It took you 20 minutes to get into your truck!
Not a thing to drink tonight, replies the man. Tonight I lost the flip and got picked as the designated drunk
Across the lot a police officer watches for an easy DUI arrest. One of the last customers to leave staggers thru the door, falls down the steps and starts crawling across the parking lot.
The officer watches as he slowly crawls to a pickup truck and tries to fit his key in the door while still sitting on the ground. The parking lot has cleared out by this time and he is the last patron left.
He finally stands up, unlocks the door, cranks the truck and drives out the lot.
The police officer immediately turns on his blue lights and pulls the man over. How much have you had to drink tonight asks the officer? It took you 20 minutes to get into your truck!
Not a thing to drink tonight, replies the man. Tonight I lost the flip and got picked as the designated drunk