Cap'n Jeff

CyaBye3015

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Jan 8, 2003
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Cap'n Jeff awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

"Why are the curtains closed," he asked the nurse, "Is it night?"

She replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."