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    Default How to tell the difference between

    A Liberal, a Conservative and a Hillbilly

    How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives and Hillbillies?

    Simple....Pose the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
    knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert
    shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.



    What do you do?

    LIBERAL ANSWER:


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question.
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
    an appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
    this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
    he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
    happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
    few days and try to come to a consensus.


    CONSERVATIVE ANSWER:

    BANG!


    HILLBILLY'S ANSWER:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
    (sounds of reloading).
    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"!
    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"



    HB

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    Talking Ha!

    Ha! Ain't that the truth.....liberals make my stomach turn.....

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    Good one, HB.

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    Thumbs up Hb

    I'm ashamed of you, only two magazines?


    cork

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    Liberals would not own guns.

    I'm REALLY ashamed of killers.

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    I was thinkin' HB, you'd be a much better shot!
    mkohn

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