A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house..
"TALKING DOG FOR SALE"
He rings the bell, and the woner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a labrador retriever sitting there.
"you talk?" he asks.
"yep" the lab replies.
"so, what's your story?"
The lab looks up and says, "well, I discovered tha I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. "but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in, I uncoverd some incredible dealings and was awarded buch of medals. I got married, had a bunch of puppies and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the wowner what he wants for the dog.
"ten dollars" the guy answers.
"this dog is amazing, why on earth so cheap?"
"because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t...!"
"TALKING DOG FOR SALE"
He rings the bell, and the woner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a labrador retriever sitting there.
"you talk?" he asks.
"yep" the lab replies.
"so, what's your story?"
The lab looks up and says, "well, I discovered tha I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. "but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in, I uncoverd some incredible dealings and was awarded buch of medals. I got married, had a bunch of puppies and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the wowner what he wants for the dog.
"ten dollars" the guy answers.
"this dog is amazing, why on earth so cheap?"
"because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t...!"