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    Default Fast car

    A young man was showing off his new sports car to his
    girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.

    "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

    "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

    And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
    Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto
    some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown
    clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

    "Go and get help!" he cried.

    "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

    "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."

    Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road
    and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between
    her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor,
    "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

    The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's
    nothing I can do...he's in too far."

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    Talking "Got Me!"......Funny Stuff!


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