George Bush's Answer,
We don't realy care why the chicken crossed the road. we just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not? The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
John Kerry's Answer,
While serving in vietnam, I was in favor of the chicken crossing the road.
Then latter I realized that there was those that needed the chicken on this side of the road.
Now I would like to see the chicken on the other side of the road, unless of course it would be better served to be on this side of the road.
Ideally, I think the chicken should be in the middle of the road.
Bill Gates' Answer,
I have just released eChicken 2005, which will not only cross roads. but will lay eggs, file important documents, and balence your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Dr. Seuss's Anwser,
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway's Anwser,
To Die. In the rain Alone.
Martin luther King Jr's Anwser,
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the roads without having there motives called into question.
Granpa's Anwser,
In my day, we did not ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' Anwser,
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chickin tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went through on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
Ralph Nader's anwser,
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by industrialalist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
Jerry Seinfield's Anwser,
Why doesn't anyone ever ask, "what the heck was the chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Pat Buchanan's Anwser,
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Jerry falwell's Anwser,
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going over to the other side .
That's what they call it the other side. Yes my friends, that chicken was gay. And if you eat it you too will become gay. I say we boycott all chickens untill we sort out all this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "The other side"
Aristole's Answer,
It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
Captain Kirk's Answer
To Boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Bill Clinton's Answer,
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken please?
Albert Einstein's Answer,
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Sigmund Freud's Answer,
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
L.A.P.D.'s Answer,
Give me ten minutes with that chicken and I will find out!
Louis Farrakhan's Answer,
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
O.J. Simpson's Anwser,
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
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We don't realy care why the chicken crossed the road. we just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not? The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
John Kerry's Answer,
While serving in vietnam, I was in favor of the chicken crossing the road.
Then latter I realized that there was those that needed the chicken on this side of the road.
Now I would like to see the chicken on the other side of the road, unless of course it would be better served to be on this side of the road.
Ideally, I think the chicken should be in the middle of the road.
Bill Gates' Answer,
I have just released eChicken 2005, which will not only cross roads. but will lay eggs, file important documents, and balence your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Dr. Seuss's Anwser,
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway's Anwser,
To Die. In the rain Alone.
Martin luther King Jr's Anwser,
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the roads without having there motives called into question.
Granpa's Anwser,
In my day, we did not ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' Anwser,
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chickin tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went through on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
Ralph Nader's anwser,
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by industrialalist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
Jerry Seinfield's Anwser,
Why doesn't anyone ever ask, "what the heck was the chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Pat Buchanan's Anwser,
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Jerry falwell's Anwser,
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going over to the other side .
That's what they call it the other side. Yes my friends, that chicken was gay. And if you eat it you too will become gay. I say we boycott all chickens untill we sort out all this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "The other side"
Aristole's Answer,
It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
Captain Kirk's Answer
To Boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Bill Clinton's Answer,
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken please?
Albert Einstein's Answer,
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Sigmund Freud's Answer,
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
L.A.P.D.'s Answer,
Give me ten minutes with that chicken and I will find out!
Louis Farrakhan's Answer,
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
O.J. Simpson's Anwser,
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
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