This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing
relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a
copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated.
Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose
name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of
the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877
men.......one of them is bound to be a helluva lot better than the one you
already have.
Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain and got her S.O.B.
back.
At this writing, a friend of mine already received 384 men. They buried
her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off
her face, and two days to get her legs back together so they could close
the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter along, so my name can move up fast.
relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a
copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated.
Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose
name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of
the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877
men.......one of them is bound to be a helluva lot better than the one you
already have.
Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain and got her S.O.B.
back.
At this writing, a friend of mine already received 384 men. They buried
her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off
her face, and two days to get her legs back together so they could close
the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter along, so my name can move up fast.