Girls night out

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Girls' Night Out



Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:



The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I

told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"



Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in

the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3

times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I

cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up

with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in

order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my

husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He

didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!



Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he

said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,

"Oh sh!t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed

another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over

the coffee table and farted."