Girls' Night Out
Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in
order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my
husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He
didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
"Oh sh!t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted."
Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in
order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my
husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He
didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
"Oh sh!t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted."