Me: "Haven't we met before?"
Anna: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Me: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Anna: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Me: "Is this seat empty?"
Anna: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Me: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Anna: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Me: "Your place or mine?"
Anna: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Me: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Anna: "It's in the phone book."
Me: "But I don't know your name."
Anna: "That's in the phone book too."
Me: "So what do you do for a living?"
Anna: "I'm a female impersonator."
Me: "What sign were you born under?"
Anna: "No Parking."
Me: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Anna: "Do not Enter"
Me: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Anna: "Unfertilized"
Me: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Anna: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Me: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Anna: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Me: "I know how to please a woman."
Anna: "Then please leave me alone."
Me: "I want to give myself to you."
Anna: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Me: "I can tell that you want me."
Anna: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Me: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Anna: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Me: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Anna: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Me: "Your body is like a temple."
Anna: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Me: "I'd go through anything for you."
Anna: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Me: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Anna: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Anna: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Me: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Anna: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Me: "Is this seat empty?"
Anna: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Me: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Anna: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Me: "Your place or mine?"
Anna: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Me: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Anna: "It's in the phone book."
Me: "But I don't know your name."
Anna: "That's in the phone book too."
Me: "So what do you do for a living?"
Anna: "I'm a female impersonator."
Me: "What sign were you born under?"
Anna: "No Parking."
Me: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Anna: "Do not Enter"
Me: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Anna: "Unfertilized"
Me: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Anna: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Me: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Anna: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Me: "I know how to please a woman."
Anna: "Then please leave me alone."
Me: "I want to give myself to you."
Anna: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Me: "I can tell that you want me."
Anna: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Me: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Anna: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Me: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Anna: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Me: "Your body is like a temple."
Anna: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Me: "I'd go through anything for you."
Anna: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Me: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Anna: "Yes, but would you stay there?"