The Pope and a Bishop were seated next to each other on an airplane, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. He leaned over to the Bishop and asked, "Excuse me, can you think of a four letter word that ends with "N-T" that describes a female relative? The Bishop thinks for a second and replies, "Why yes, A-U-N-T!"
"Ahhhh! Thank you!" the Pope responded. "Do you have an eraser I could borrow?"
"Ahhhh! Thank you!" the Pope responded. "Do you have an eraser I could borrow?"