the genie

paddy

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Oct 4, 2003
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The
amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The
genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a
storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...
What'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in
the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting
with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews
and Americans and vice-versa.

It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie
looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be
reasonable. These countries have been at war for
thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a
bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT
good! I don't think it can be done.

Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've
never been able to find the right man. You know - one
that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with
the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and
is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the
****ing map again."