rules of drinking in a bar

paddy

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* If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably
during happy hour.

* Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

* Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

* If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

* If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still
might not like you.

* If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

* After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It
will shake your confidence.

* Screaming, "Someone buy me a drink!" has never worked.

* The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.

* Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right
in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."

* If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

*The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
 

abe

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Don't forget to look on the floor as often as possible--you will eventually find enough money to pay for most of your drinks. (Actually since the era of credit cards, this doesn't work that well, anymore.)