3 men die on christmas eve and are met by St.Peter at the pearly gates.
In honour of this holy season say St.Peter you must each possess something that symbolises christmas in order to get into heaven.
The 1st man goes through his pocket and pulls out a lighter and flicks in on saying - this represents a candle. You may pass St.Peter says with a smile
The 2nd man pulls out a set of keys shakes them and says - there the bells of christmas. St.Peter lets him pass.
The 3rd mand looks sooooooo desperate and finally pulls out a g-string from his pocket. St.Peter looks quizzical and ask's Just how do those symbolise christmas.
The man replies They're Carols.
Q. An honest politican , an honest lawyer and sants claus are walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up.
A. Santa claus the other two dont exist
In honour of this holy season say St.Peter you must each possess something that symbolises christmas in order to get into heaven.
The 1st man goes through his pocket and pulls out a lighter and flicks in on saying - this represents a candle. You may pass St.Peter says with a smile
The 2nd man pulls out a set of keys shakes them and says - there the bells of christmas. St.Peter lets him pass.
The 3rd mand looks sooooooo desperate and finally pulls out a g-string from his pocket. St.Peter looks quizzical and ask's Just how do those symbolise christmas.
The man replies They're Carols.
Q. An honest politican , an honest lawyer and sants claus are walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up.
A. Santa claus the other two dont exist