Ted had been in the military for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he
quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity
as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once
a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on
his door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come.
About 5:00."
"Great", says Ted, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you."
As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......There's gonna be some drinkin'."
Not a problem" says Ted . "After 25 years in the Air Force ;, I
can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna
be some fightin' too."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right.. I'll be there. Thanks again."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too," says Lars.
"Now that's really not a problem" says Ted , warming to the idea.
"I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the
way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us."
quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity
as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once
a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on
his door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come.
About 5:00."
"Great", says Ted, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you."
As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......There's gonna be some drinkin'."
Not a problem" says Ted . "After 25 years in the Air Force ;, I
can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna
be some fightin' too."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right.. I'll be there. Thanks again."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too," says Lars.
"Now that's really not a problem" says Ted , warming to the idea.
"I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the
way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us."