January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top
was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's..... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year!!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top
was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's..... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year!!