Nospeaka Da Englisha!

CyaBye3015

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A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.

"You foul mouth sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Whotalkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell' Mississippi.'"
Bet you're gonna read this again!
 

bellissima_81

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Beeing italian its funny cuz we do talk like that ..... I just look at my parents when they talk in english its hilarious
good joke