Every week the teacher asked her fifth-grade students to use different words in a sentence. This week she gave little Johnny the word ?Republicans.?
?My cat just had a litter,? he said, ?and all the kittens are Republicans.?
?That is very creative,? said the teacher.
The following week she called on Johnny again and asked him to use the word
?Democrats.?
?My cat just had a litter,? he said, ?and all the kittens are Democrats.
The teacher said, ?Now, Johnny, don?t you think you ought to use a different sentence??
?It is different,? he replied. ?They?ve opened their eyes now.?
?My cat just had a litter,? he said, ?and all the kittens are Republicans.?
?That is very creative,? said the teacher.
The following week she called on Johnny again and asked him to use the word
?Democrats.?
?My cat just had a litter,? he said, ?and all the kittens are Democrats.
The teacher said, ?Now, Johnny, don?t you think you ought to use a different sentence??
?It is different,? he replied. ?They?ve opened their eyes now.?