Funny Newspaper Ads!!!!

Ricardo900

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Jul 12, 2004
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat ... Been out a while. Better be a Reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE !!


FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.