sankies working for Direct TV!

jrzyguy

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have to share this. it should probably be in the clown bin...but its totaly true!

Just got off the phone with a telemarketer from Direct TV.

Of course the first guy only speaks spanish (i have a spanish last and first name). I kinda play with him cuz he has a sexy voice lol. So i get transfered to a guy with really bad english. who promises..

"i want to make you taste it...and you are going to love it...its going to make you so happy and you are going to want it forever". (that certainly got my attention lol)

oh then he says...i"ts not going to cost you anything....but you have to send 45 dollars for me to put it for free"

It was all i could do but not fall off my chair in complete hysterics!! I swear..i was back on duarte street in boca chica lol!!!
 
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samanasuenos

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Hola and thank you for sharing.

Speakin of. Sharing.

Just a thought...

I know you can not post his name here, but you could rake in some cash via PM.

For example, take the lady in a suit who wants to taste primordial beets or beasts, or whatever. She would love to ring this guy's ding-a-ling.

Sorry, could not supress the entrepreneur in me,
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