Hello everyone.
It is late at night and hour when only witches, teething infants and total losers like me are awake.
Anyway, this total loser is finding today's posts sadly disappointing. The post all Inquiring Minds will want to follow isn't even in this forum and starts with an OP who has a private plane and a mother who refuses to travel without her small dog.
Now those two HAVE TO make for some good people watching.
THIS forum, on the other hand, is just well, stale. Sorry. This is where we come for a cross between a very very bad reality show, COPS, Jerry Springer, Dr. Phil (Dr. Anna), and a mutant circus.
Today's fare is just plain and boring.
So, not wanting to just complain and sure that you'll be game for a solution, I say - why not start a new contest.
We are forbidden to post or comment on photos.
But, as most of us can read and write, except Ms and/or Mr. Kik Your A$$ anyway, perhaps we might do another written contest.
Here's my idea; can you top with an idea of your own?
Idea #1: Each poster provides two e-mail letters in one post. One must be real (from a sanky) and the other must be a fake/forgery/creative fiction. Each day, we vote for the best one - real or fake. The posters never have to tell us which was which and we are busy for weeks on end mulling over our votes. (This beats crocheting lima bean green pot holders with navy blue trim - what I am doing tonight after I finish reading the Sears Roebuck catalog.)
Idea#2: We assign acceptable W.U. Wire amounts to the various maladies suffered by Dominican boyfriends, girlfriends and family members. Example: His mother has the flu, so you should wired them $50-$75 and nota penny more. Never mind that the meds cost $3.15. And please specify what currency you sent.
Idea #3: OPs write in with the amount wired, which sanky extended family member was sick, and what illness she/he suffered from. We vote every day for the Sanky of the Day who got the most cash for the lamest illness.
Idea#4: We create Sanky Paper Dolls with Matching Wardrobes. (Someone has got to do it). This involves a lot of interesting underwear. Either you describe each piece verbally or refer to a page in Frederick's of Hollywood.
Idea#5: What Not To Give Your Sanky As a Gift: Each day we vote on the best thing better left back home. I suggest we start with: a pipe, golf clubs, boat shoes, cowboy boots, a hockey stick, snow shovel and/or a book-mark.
Okay, these are all lame. It's time to reach out for help from my friends. Potato Salad, Gary Short, where are you?
-- Sam
It is late at night and hour when only witches, teething infants and total losers like me are awake.
Anyway, this total loser is finding today's posts sadly disappointing. The post all Inquiring Minds will want to follow isn't even in this forum and starts with an OP who has a private plane and a mother who refuses to travel without her small dog.
Now those two HAVE TO make for some good people watching.
THIS forum, on the other hand, is just well, stale. Sorry. This is where we come for a cross between a very very bad reality show, COPS, Jerry Springer, Dr. Phil (Dr. Anna), and a mutant circus.
Today's fare is just plain and boring.
So, not wanting to just complain and sure that you'll be game for a solution, I say - why not start a new contest.
We are forbidden to post or comment on photos.
But, as most of us can read and write, except Ms and/or Mr. Kik Your A$$ anyway, perhaps we might do another written contest.
Here's my idea; can you top with an idea of your own?
Idea #1: Each poster provides two e-mail letters in one post. One must be real (from a sanky) and the other must be a fake/forgery/creative fiction. Each day, we vote for the best one - real or fake. The posters never have to tell us which was which and we are busy for weeks on end mulling over our votes. (This beats crocheting lima bean green pot holders with navy blue trim - what I am doing tonight after I finish reading the Sears Roebuck catalog.)
Idea#2: We assign acceptable W.U. Wire amounts to the various maladies suffered by Dominican boyfriends, girlfriends and family members. Example: His mother has the flu, so you should wired them $50-$75 and nota penny more. Never mind that the meds cost $3.15. And please specify what currency you sent.
Idea #3: OPs write in with the amount wired, which sanky extended family member was sick, and what illness she/he suffered from. We vote every day for the Sanky of the Day who got the most cash for the lamest illness.
Idea#4: We create Sanky Paper Dolls with Matching Wardrobes. (Someone has got to do it). This involves a lot of interesting underwear. Either you describe each piece verbally or refer to a page in Frederick's of Hollywood.
Idea#5: What Not To Give Your Sanky As a Gift: Each day we vote on the best thing better left back home. I suggest we start with: a pipe, golf clubs, boat shoes, cowboy boots, a hockey stick, snow shovel and/or a book-mark.
Okay, these are all lame. It's time to reach out for help from my friends. Potato Salad, Gary Short, where are you?
-- Sam