One day, a teacher was explaining to the class that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being because whales have small throats.
A little girl in the class raised her hand and said, "That's not true, because Jonah was swallowed by a whale." The teacher was irritated by the child and said, "No. It's physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being."
So the little girl says, "I'm going to ask Jonah when I get to heaven." And the teacher said, "What happens if Jonah isn't in heaven? What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Well, then you ask him."
A little girl in the class raised her hand and said, "That's not true, because Jonah was swallowed by a whale." The teacher was irritated by the child and said, "No. It's physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being."
So the little girl says, "I'm going to ask Jonah when I get to heaven." And the teacher said, "What happens if Jonah isn't in heaven? What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Well, then you ask him."