A family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first
time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by what appeared to be two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, what's that?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen
nuthin like that. "
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in
the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go git cho momma...............?
time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by what appeared to be two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, what's that?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen
nuthin like that. "
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in
the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go git cho momma...............?