A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next, she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband, terrified, screamed, ?Stop! Stop! You?re not going to cut it off are you??
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, gave the hacksaw to him and said, ?Nope. You are?I?m only going to set the garage on fire.?
The husband, terrified, screamed, ?Stop! Stop! You?re not going to cut it off are you??
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, gave the hacksaw to him and said, ?Nope. You are?I?m only going to set the garage on fire.?