"My Friend Irma" was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life, and give up sex and tequila."
Instantly, and miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one!
Instantly, and miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one!