1: Scrub toilet & flush several times.
2: Fill toilet with warm water & add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3: Drop cat in toilet & slam lid shut.
5: Sit on lid - cat's effort to escape will generate a good deal of sudsing & washing motions. Drink a beer while waiting.
5: Flush toilet several times to rinse cat.
6: Leap off toilet seat, dash out of door & slam door securly shut because kitty will erupt from bowl as if it had a jet engine lodged up it's butt.
7: Leave kitty to sulk & dry itself. Drink another beer while waiting.
P.S......(This is fiction, real men don't clean toilets. (#1)):devious:
2: Fill toilet with warm water & add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3: Drop cat in toilet & slam lid shut.
5: Sit on lid - cat's effort to escape will generate a good deal of sudsing & washing motions. Drink a beer while waiting.
5: Flush toilet several times to rinse cat.
6: Leap off toilet seat, dash out of door & slam door securly shut because kitty will erupt from bowl as if it had a jet engine lodged up it's butt.
7: Leave kitty to sulk & dry itself. Drink another beer while waiting.
P.S......(This is fiction, real men don't clean toilets. (#1)):devious: