A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would
just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and
an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all
of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was approached by
a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
I would walk you home but I can't carry all this."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry
the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your
other hand?"
Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll
be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the
alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your
way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would
just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and
an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all
of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was approached by
a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
I would walk you home but I can't carry all this."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry
the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your
other hand?"
Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll
be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the
alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your
way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."