Wife With Hearing Problem

maxschnell

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Jun 16, 2005
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A man calls the doctor and here is the conversation:

Man: Dr, I think my wife has a hearing problem but she is too proud to come
in and admit it. Is there a test I can do at home and call you?

Dr: When your wife has her back to you, stand about 20 feet away
and ask her a question. If she doesnt answer you, move up 5 feet
and ask her again. Keep doing this and when she finally answers
you, call me and tell me how many feet away you were.

Wife was facing the kitchen window doing dishes, so the husband decided to test her since her back was to him

Man: (20 feet away) "honey what's for dinner?" no reply
Man: (15 feet away) "honey what's for dinner?" no reply
Man...........blah blah blah, same thing as above....no reply

Finally, the man is RIGHT BEHIND his wife and asks "honey whats for dinner?"

WIFE: Gosh Dammit Frank, for the 4th time, we are having Steak!!!!!