A Kiwi walks into his house, with a sheep under his arm and goes into the bedroom where his girlfriend is lying on the bed and says, "this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache!" ........ The girlfriend says, "I'll think you'll find, that's a sheep you idiot!" ................. The Kiwi then says,"I'll think you''ll find, I wasn't talking to you!" 
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