Car jacking

AnnaC

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I had to post this, I can't stop laughing :laugh: :laugh:





This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat!

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.
 
This one is true

This fine upstanding member of the infamous 18th Street gang decided
One day that he would try to car-jack a semi truck at gun point...

The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in
Motion,and stuck a gun in the drivers face.

The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked
The attempted Thief off.

He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck.

At which time the driver slammed on his brakes, resting on top of him and
Decided that this was the perfect time to whip out his Fuji Disposable camera....




Next one is graphic





Sorry Wud. Too graphic for the board - had to edit.
 
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suitelady79

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That picture was probably no different than watching TV in Higuey. They were reporting a story of a man and a woman who had committed suicide. They were both naked and bloody on the floor and they showed EVERYTHING right there on TV. Another night there was a report of two guys who were theives and were both shot in their car by police. They showed their dead bodies right there on TV. It was crazy! I couldn't believe it...close ups and everything! Sorry to turn the clown bin serious but I thought it was related. Back to the Jokes! By the way, Anna, that was a good one!
 

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This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.

get a grip. nothing true about it. twas a spoof video circulating on web.
you should take your own advice re senior moments:bunny:
 

AnnaC

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get a grip. nothing true about it. twas a spoof video circulating on web.
you should take your own advice re senior moments:bunny:

You people drive me crazy :laugh:

I couldn't stop laughing this morning when I got that in an email because I can totally see me doing that minus the gun :laugh:

I once had a guard go up and down a few floors looking for my car because I forgot where I parked it and I thought it was stolen. :laugh:

This is the clown bin right, not DR1 news? So you get a grip :lick:
 
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azabache

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That picture was probably no different than watching TV in Higuey. They were reporting a story of a man and a woman who had committed suicide. They were both naked and bloody on the floor and they showed EVERYTHING right there on TV. Another night there was a report of two guys who were theives and were both shot in their car by police. They showed their dead bodies right there on TV. It was crazy! I couldn't believe it...close ups and everything! Sorry to turn the clown bin serious but I thought it was related. Back to the Jokes! By the way, Anna, that was a good one!

Now that you mention it. I think that Dominican TV will broadcast anything.
Several months ago a Dominican plastic surgeon was advertising on TV, before and after results of vagina recontruction. The upper part of the thigh was also included (I guess for a point of reference) I taped it and showed my wife. She was aghast.