A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final
approach.The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain.
We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for
flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can
hear his conversation from the cockpit.The copilot says to the pilot,
"Well, skipper, watcha' gonna do in Toronto?" Well," says the skipper,
"First I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap ..... then I'm
gonna take that new stewardess with the big tits out for dinner .........
then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put
the big willy to her, big time! all night.." Everyone on the plane hears
this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles trying to
get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is
at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to
run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down
the aisle, she trips over an old lady's handbag and down she goes. The
old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take
a s**t first.
approach.The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain.
We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for
flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can
hear his conversation from the cockpit.The copilot says to the pilot,
"Well, skipper, watcha' gonna do in Toronto?" Well," says the skipper,
"First I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap ..... then I'm
gonna take that new stewardess with the big tits out for dinner .........
then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put
the big willy to her, big time! all night.." Everyone on the plane hears
this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles trying to
get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is
at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to
run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down
the aisle, she trips over an old lady's handbag and down she goes. The
old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take
a s**t first.