A Riddle For You

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maxschnell

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What gets longer when pulled:

Fits between the boobs:

Inserts neatly in a hole:

And works best when jerked:


Scroll down to find the answer.....



A seat belt (you pervert)
 
Hillbilly

Hillbilly

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What organ of your body gets 100 times bigger when you are excited?
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>>>>>YOUR IRISES!!!!

If you thought otherwise, you will be greatly disappointed!!

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Me_again

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and . . .

what does a man do standing up; a woman do sitting down; and a dog do on three legs ?






shake hands





And all the other turtle club jokes of course.
 
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