Two guys are chatting in a bar, complaining about their wives. "My wife is really stupid," says the first guy. "Last week she bought a brand-new car, and she doesn't even know how to drive."
"That's nothing," says the second guy. "Last week I found a bunch of condoms in my wife's purse, and she doesn't even have a penis!"
"That's nothing," says the second guy. "Last week I found a bunch of condoms in my wife's purse, and she doesn't even have a penis!"