My Resimay

AnnaC

Gold
Jan 2, 2002
16,050
418
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Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary
job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar
and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and
no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary
but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but
find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery
is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think
that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit
short - below is a pickture of me.

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Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check

Brian
 

DAKRA

Bronze
Feb 21, 2007
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Anna! ----------- You are tooooo naughty - - - but i was hoping for a picture....:glasses:
 

Alyonka

Silver
Jun 3, 2006
2,757
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This reminds me of job ads posted by some new capitalists in post communist countries: required secretary - female no older than 29, taller than 5 6", weight no more than 130 pounds, would be great if she could also type. ;)
 

whirleybird

Silver
Feb 27, 2006
3,264
322
83
Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary
job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar
and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and
no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary
but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but
find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery
is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think
that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit
short - below is a pickture of me.

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Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check

Brian

Am sure in the UK she could find some law to uphold her claim for discrimination because she didn't get an interview!!!!