As a squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi insurgent. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi insurgent. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, Osama Bin Laden is an unprincipled, lying piece of ****!'" "He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, George Bush is an unprincipled, lying piece of **** too!'" "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."